What would Santa drive?

"AM3R" (AM3R) 12/22/2013 at 13:26 • Filed to: Christmas

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Let's say Santa is real, and let's say the reigndeer are on strike. Santa has tons of presents to give out, but needs wheels to get it done.

Enter the Ford Excursion. Lots of space, Diesel (it can be fueled all around the world), great towing capacity, and red.

What do you think Santa would drive to deliver all those gifts?

AM3R > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:27

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Obligatory Miata answer:

KB Garage > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:29

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Another ford product that could suffice for the jolly fat guy.

Rainbow > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:30

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Well...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:31

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What do you mean by "let's say" he's real... Of course he's real!!!!!!!

f86sabre > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:32

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Santa is all about speed and load carrying capacity. Su-27 offers both. Plus, laser guided drops into chimneys.

AM3R > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/22/2013 at 13:34

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Aw man I knew I'd ruin someone's Christmas with that line

AM3R > f86sabre 12/22/2013 at 13:35

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I like the way you think, you got moxie kid.

KirkyV > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 13:38

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Father Christmas requires both speed and storage space. So, XJ220 Transit.

Nibby > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 14:01

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PushToStart > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 14:05

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Ferrari FF. Its big, comfortable, decently fast (going around the world in one night requires speed!) and its four-wheel drive so its easy to drive around the north pole!

Edit: and it comes in red ;)

NeedForSwede > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 17:05

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As American as the Coke he's sure to be drinking.

Depressoiscool > AM3R 12/22/2013 at 19:46

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he needs somewhere to put all those toys for all the little girls and boys

911e46z06 > AM3R 12/23/2013 at 01:08

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This was discussed a few days ago. The answer is a red Tucker Torpedo with a red center headlight.